Dear Ms. Blanc,
Have I told you lately that I appreciate you? Yesterday had an anxious start, but ending the day with you provoked a welcomed sense of calm. Regardless of how you present yourself, box or bottle, I know you will never disappoint.
Your elegance is charming with every crisp sip. I admire how friendly you are when pairing you. Just because you’re medium bodied, doesn’t mean you aren’t bold!
Admittedly, the reason I’m writing isn’t solely to woo you. The thing is, too much of you isn’t really a good idea. This morning I woke up with a headache from your grapes of wrath. Don’t get me wrong, I really do enjoy your company. However, today I think I’ll stick with water and Ibuprofen.
Your wining friend,