I once picked a boogie out of my nose that was so big, I didn’t know if I should throw it away or name it and keep it as a pet.

I wanted to take a picture of it, but I thought that would be crossing a line.

This was more recently that you may think or believe.

Thank you for reading.

Categorized as Janette

By DontBotherOrtizMe

Random musings from a random homosapien. Just trying to enjoy what I can of this ride called life.


  1. I agree with Ona! HA!
    Thank you for your transparency. It makes life SO MUCH EASIER, all around.
    PS, I usually blow my boogies right out of my nose while outside taking a brisk walk….I just hold the OTHER side of my nose closed, aim for the grass and blow hard. HA!!


  2. The title adds so much to this piece! I love how the whole thing has just enough detail to make us gasp and laugh, but not quite enough to cross the line. So fun!


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