Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy

Fluffy Stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops
I know I shouldn’t eat you
I know that you contain sugar, corn syrup, and artificial flavors
But man, you taste so good

Fluffy Stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops
I know I shouldn’t chew you
I know that I tell my own children NOT to chew hard candies or lollipops
I know, I know that I could chip a tooth
But I chew you anyways

Fluffy Stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops
are there for you when you’re required-no forced
to complete the same training course year after year
in order to administer a state assessment you do not agree with

A sugary treat is just what you need
Especially when you have to watch the entire first lesson over again
Because you closed the browser before the “close this lesson” popped up on your screen
So thank you, Fluffy Stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops
You are just what I needed

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By kristasjots

Reader. Writer. Teacher. Singer of Random Tunes. Lover of Jokes, Doodling, & Flair Pens.

10 comments

    1. LOL! It made it a little bit more bearable. Although, when I started to chew my lollipop, my puppy came running and was hopping up and down and barking, “Mom! Mom! Share that delicious smelling treat with me!”

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  1. On the way out of wegmans I saw there was a “space” flavored Coke. I knew I did not need the high fructose corn syrup or whatever else was in it but I knew I needed to see what space tasted like!!!! It tasted eerily similar to cotton candy….

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  2. I love this. I loathe online trainings you cannot click thru.
    Think of it this way: if you only have the Fluffy Stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops once a year, during said training, then are you *really* doing any damage? Unless, of course, you chip a tooth ; )

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    1. Ditto to loathing online trainings! I also like your thinking! LOL! I may or may not have already had to go to the dentist because I attempted to chew on a jolly rancher ONE time… I did not chip a tooth, but I did pull off a cap… that was protecting a chipped tooth. Hmm…

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  3. I had to re-watch the first lesson too! I was so annoyed. Got 100% on the quiz though… thank goodness I’m qualified…

    Love how you sneak in stuff about the training in this slice that is so much about the candy!

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  4. I love the shift between knowing you shouldn’t eat it to knowing that it’s just what you need to get you through. (Watching the lesson twice–ouch! That sounds horrible! And definitely deserving of fluffy stuff cotton candy artificially flavored pops.)

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